"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005
Get the squelchingmug. The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016
Get the squelchingmug. by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006
Get the squelchingmug. by dirty kav April 24, 2005
Get the squelchmug. by Gina November 10, 2003
Get the squelchmug. A noise commonly herd during intercourse. This can be a direct result of excess moisture given off by either partner.
Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
by Taylor Dubdogg July 5, 2008
Get the Squelchmug. by Djc2508 January 16, 2014
Get the squelchedmug.