"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
by Ali THE COOLEST May 27, 2005
The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
by Barry Spanners June 21, 2016
by Madam(Hexham) May 08, 2006
by dirty kav April 24, 2005
by Gina November 11, 2003
A noise commonly herd during intercourse. This can be a direct result of excess moisture given off by either partner.
Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
Words commonly associated with this term: Squelchy (adj)
by Taylor Dubdogg July 11, 2008
by Djc2508 January 16, 2014