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phat, awesome, dope;hip-hop community
Yo kid, those kicks are fuckin accurate.
Accurate by Inky July 1, 2004

Accurate Freight System 

A system for freight that is always accurate.
Do you need freight transported accurately? use accurate freight system

accurate definiton 

Person 1: Hey, today I was reading a very accurate definiton on urban dictionary that said giraffes use their long necks to reach up into the sky and stab birds with their horns!

Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves

Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!

Accurate description of an ideology

A description of a political ideology which is accurate and possibly offensive. People often don't like accurate descriptions because it's not what their favorite author made up.
Damn I hate those leftist nazis and marxist democrats! I totally have an accurate description of their ideologies in my mind! don't you see they are both the exact same? (Despite the fact that they both want to blow each other up and one supports private property and the other doesn't) an accurate description of an ideology is whatever my favorite author wants it to be!

Accurate hitboxes

When geometry dash spikes’ hitboxes shape is a triangle
Is playing Stereo Madness possible with accurate hitboxes?
Accurate hitboxes by BrudWords June 13, 2026

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales 

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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