Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

squanching by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

squanch by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016

Squanch

As defined in Rick and Morty S02E10: "Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."

Squanchy: Rick Sachez! You psycho bag of squanch!
Squanchy: And you must be Beth, Ensquanche!

Squanch by BallFondlers69 April 6, 2020

Squanch

The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.

(From Rick and Morty)

1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"

Squanch by J-RodHotBod November 7, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026