sqaunch

squelching in mud while crunching leaves (lylexia)

I love to sqaunch in the woods!

by lylexia July 30, 2022

sqaunch

something you say when surprised

friend1: my GF just gave me a blumpkin
friends2: dude what the sqaunch

by XLmcflurry March 20, 2024

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

squnch

A double cheek pinch or two handed face smush followed by a serious and heartfelt hug.

Rebekah loves to squnch the kids.

by Dan Quan January 26, 2007