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The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.
1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
by 50CABBAGES November 03, 2015
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.
(From Rick and Morty)

1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"
by J-RodHotBod November 07, 2014
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1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie
1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.
by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019
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A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.
Man that was a squanch move.
by Troy R October 22, 2007
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A cluster of food trailers. Similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. Squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.
The new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!
by Harry Scrotz December 27, 2013
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The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'
Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!
by MWMWM March 05, 2010
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