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The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.
1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
by 50CABBAGES January 05, 2016
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The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.
(From Rick and Morty)

1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"
by J-RodHotBod November 07, 2014
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A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.
Man that was a squanch move.
by Troy R October 22, 2007
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A cluster of food trailers. Similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. Squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.
The new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!
by Harry Scrotz December 27, 2013
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The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'
Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!
by MWMWM March 05, 2010
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The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.
Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring
by fat_atkison September 15, 2011
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A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.
My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.
by thewickedone80 March 06, 2013
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