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squancho 

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross
i squanchoed ur mother.
squancho by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010
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Squancho 

A new, completely undependable, seemingly useless new guy at a place of work or business.
Oh, man. Who's the squancho that started today?
Squancho by Bushido427 September 21, 2009

Squancho 

A man or woman who gets it while it’s good.
Man you are one of them squancho types man.
Squancho by Mancho November 19, 2021
Is the fat roll that is located between her Va-Jay-Jay and bellybutton.
Man, did you see the squancho on that heifer?
Squancho by Woodhippie December 31, 2025

Squatcho 

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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