squallor
How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.
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esmerelde squallor
esmerelde squallor by dagoth_Troggie_Esmerelde_Mafre February 20, 2009
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squalor hole
An apartment, condo, flat or house that is kept in a perpetual state of dissarray. Shit lying everywhere, crap on every horizontal surface, dirty bathrooms and towels. Never cleaned with a mop or bleach, just occasionally vaccuumed for decorum's sake. Basically, a complete shithole of a liveable space. Often found in Baltimore, MD, USA
squalor hole by jon pz February 4, 2008
squallorgs
Pl. of "Squallorg"
Pronunciation: 'skwol-org
A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.
Pronunciation: 'skwol-org
A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.
"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"
"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"
"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."
Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ
"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"
"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."
Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ
squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006
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squalor
squalor by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
Squalor
The condition or quality of being squalid; shameful dirt and filth, sloppy mess. The action of creating trash and mess. Also, unprotected sex, frequently degrading or disgusting in nature.
Found extensively on college campuses, especially in the Greek community. Originated at Northeastern University, where high concentrations of squalor can be found, especially in the Mission Hill area.
Characteristics of a squalorous lifestyle include daydrinking, broiling steak after midnight, polyamory, throwing trash into the street, punching holes in walls, telling complaining neighbors to fuck themselves and having no respect for the well-being of others, generally flouting societal norms and taking no responsibility for one's actions.
A noun, a verb, an adjective, and a way of life.
Found extensively on college campuses, especially in the Greek community. Originated at Northeastern University, where high concentrations of squalor can be found, especially in the Mission Hill area.
Characteristics of a squalorous lifestyle include daydrinking, broiling steak after midnight, polyamory, throwing trash into the street, punching holes in walls, telling complaining neighbors to fuck themselves and having no respect for the well-being of others, generally flouting societal norms and taking no responsibility for one's actions.
A noun, a verb, an adjective, and a way of life.
1."I'm sick of cleaning your fucking beer cans and squalor! Time to pick up the house like a civilized human being!"
2."Don't take her home tonight, I heard she squalored the entire hockey team."
3."How long have I been asleep? Where’s my wallet? Is this maple syrup in my hair? And who emptied all these whiskey bottles? Ugh, squalor always wins."
2."Don't take her home tonight, I heard she squalored the entire hockey team."
3."How long have I been asleep? Where’s my wallet? Is this maple syrup in my hair? And who emptied all these whiskey bottles? Ugh, squalor always wins."
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