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squallor 

How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.
Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.
squallor by QuacksO April 6, 2024
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esmerelde squallor 

A very cute girl. See [esmeralda] and esme [cullen].
Uhhh, i love you, Esmerelde Squallor.

squalor hole 

An apartment, condo, flat or house that is kept in a perpetual state of dissarray. Shit lying everywhere, crap on every horizontal surface, dirty bathrooms and towels. Never cleaned with a mop or bleach, just occasionally vaccuumed for decorum's sake. Basically, a complete shithole of a liveable space. Often found in Baltimore, MD, USA
I had to quit being roomates with my friend because he kept the place like a complete squalor hole.
squalor hole by jon pz February 4, 2008

squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.
"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ
squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006

Squallot 

A combination of a a long and thin penis.
Today my squallot is looking like straw.
Squallot by Spurde October 10, 2021
Just visit Hatton in Derbyshire UK and this shit-hole fits the description, enough said.
Fucking Hell, do we have to go through that squalor to get to Burton-On-Trent?
squalor by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
The condition or quality of being squalid; shameful dirt and filth, sloppy mess. The action of creating trash and mess. Also, unprotected sex, frequently degrading or disgusting in nature.

Found extensively on college campuses, especially in the Greek community. Originated at Northeastern University, where high concentrations of squalor can be found, especially in the Mission Hill area.

Characteristics of a squalorous lifestyle include daydrinking, broiling steak after midnight, polyamory, throwing trash into the street, punching holes in walls, telling complaining neighbors to fuck themselves and having no respect for the well-being of others, generally flouting societal norms and taking no responsibility for one's actions.

A noun, a verb, an adjective, and a way of life.
1."I'm sick of cleaning your fucking beer cans and squalor! Time to pick up the house like a civilized human being!"
2."Don't take her home tonight, I heard she squalored the entire hockey team."
3."How long have I been asleep? Where’s my wallet? Is this maple syrup in my hair? And who emptied all these whiskey bottles? Ugh, squalor always wins."
Squalor by Hayes346 March 30, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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