Squallot 

A combination of a a long and thin penis.

Today my squallot is looking like straw.

Squallot by Spurde October 10, 2021

squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.

"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ

squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006

squallet 

Someone who makes a fuss over something minor and ruins it for everyone. Often named Karen.

Can also we a wallet made from a taxidermy squirrel.

"This post offends me, I'm going to report it" "It's within the guidelines, just ignore it, Karen." "No, someone needs to hear my objections." "Karen, stop being such a squallet."

squallet by terradactyl1987 January 19, 2019

Squallow 

not chill; random

Yo, you mad squallow

Squallow by rockingdaoneseven May 2, 2012

squallow 

derivative of squaller, filthy, chaotic living conditions

The child was living in squallow when the State removed her from the home.

squallow by rccourtreporter November 30, 2011

squallternative 

A more-quiet-and-dignified response than simply bawling your lungs out.

I can see infants' not being expected to "keep it down" and behave/communicate constructively and in moderation, but once a child gets to be two or three years of age, it is logical to expect that his parents should have taught him at least a few squallternatives by that time!

squallternative by QuacksO July 23, 2021

Squallowing 

To get drunk because of unemployment

I will be squallowing Friday afternoon.

Squallowing by Hotto23 June 4, 2009