9 definitions by J. Lowndes

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An all purpose vehicle which creates a lot of jealousy particularly among tree huggers who have nothing better to do than whinge about the things they cannot afford. Though it is true they are often wasted on the school run but if these mugs wish to squander great wads of money taking brats to school, then more fool them!! I'm not losing any sleep over it.
"Let me have the new Toyota Land-cruiser 4x4 love? I need to take the kids to school, 100 yards is too far to walk".
"No darling, having expensive luxury vehicles makes the under-privelidged very bitter indeed".
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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A small comical car made by Mercedes Benz which has a tendency to roll over and make squicking or squiking noises.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
What is that hilarious thing? Its a Mercedes A Class, I know, i couldnt stop laughing when I first saw one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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Tampon used by women at period time
My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.
Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!
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A Opel/Vauxhall Astra of the 1998-2004 era
Why did you get a silver Ming, whats the point in having a car if you cannot see the bugger!
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Just visit Hatton in Derbyshire UK and this shit-hole fits the description, enough said.
Fucking Hell, do we have to go through that squalor to get to Burton-On-Trent?
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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