squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.

"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ

squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006

squalorship 

Scholarships for squimmers

Damn, Cody Ko got a squimming squalorship to Duke! That dude's from freaking Canada.

squalorship by pslayah69 September 18, 2019

squallor 

How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.

Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.

squallor by QuacksO April 6, 2024

esmerelde squallor 

A very cute girl. See [esmeralda] and esme [cullen].

Uhhh, i love you, Esmerelde Squallor.

esmerelde squallor by dagoth_Troggie_Esmerelde_Mafre February 20, 2009