squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.

"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ

squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006

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squalorship

Scholarships for squimmers

Damn, Cody Ko got a squimming squalorship to Duke! That dude's from freaking Canada.

squalorship by pslayah69 September 18, 2019

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squallorgs • squallor • squalorship • esmerelde squallor

squallor

How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.

Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.

squallor by QuacksO April 6, 2024

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esmerelde squallor

A very cute girl. See [esmeralda] and esme [cullen].

Uhhh, i love you, Esmerelde Squallor.

esmerelde squallor by dagoth_Troggie_Esmerelde_Mafre February 20, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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