squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.

"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ

squallorgs by NikolaW December 7, 2006

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squalorship

Scholarships for squimmers

Damn, Cody Ko got a squimming squalorship to Duke! That dude's from freaking Canada.

squalorship by pslayah69 September 18, 2019

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squallorgs • squallor • squalorship • esmerelde squallor

squallor

How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.

Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.

squallor by QuacksO April 6, 2024

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esmerelde squallor

A very cute girl. See [esmeralda] and esme [cullen].

Uhhh, i love you, Esmerelde Squallor.

esmerelde squallor by dagoth_Troggie_Esmerelde_Mafre February 20, 2009

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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