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A squadgy is a guy who is drop dead gorgeous both physically, intellectually and emotionally. He has a magnetic kind of attraction to certain women (usually those of an alternative nature). He is sometimes serious, sometimes cheeky - but always has a loving intention.

Always looking to develop himself and others he takes a sanguine view of life and enjoys the company of women of all shapes and sizes.

He knows stuff.
Hey look at that squadgy guy dancing. I sure would like to bed him tonite and get inside his mind.
squadgy by 3rd Duke of Dorset November 20, 2007
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A pink octopus with colorful tentacles with beady eyes who was won at Claw Machine game by the band Of Mice & Men. Squidgy is now lost but we're hoping he will be running for president and not in the hands of Zooey Deschanel. Long Live Squidgy.
Squidgy Squidgy Squidgy, la la la la la. Squidgy we love you so.
squidgy by ShayBotBot October 14, 2011

squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves
last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004
When you have an orgy with the squad
Connor and Delaney went skinny dipping and then Joseph screamed "let the squargy commence".
Squargy by Hugh Janas August 18, 2015
To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.
Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.
squadge by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

squidgy steve 

a totally hardcore badass with a beard
squidgy steve by squidgums March 2, 2009