ali's definitions

Lanky

Hobo manager who works at McDonalds, is very tall & wants to be like Ali.

You Lanky Mutha F**ker

by ALI May 18, 2003

Dobber

A wee flop penis.

beat'it Sammy ya dobber

by Ali October 22, 2003

nympho

what is a nympho, well its a girl that will have sex wit u because SHE wants to. u never have to ask because she already asked u. no matter how good u think u r she still has that ky and those batteries. u can make her O and when u leave she will do it again her self. she'lll give u head cause she likes the taste even if she gets none in return. wants it all time and nothing will ever stop her from getting hers, even when her mom is home. well what exactly is a nympho well basically its a dude wwit boobs and no penis. will u be my naughty girl? only if u can handle it.

If you're a guy who likes sex, you need to find yourself a nympho...

by Ali May 16, 2004

um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

adis

the hottest bosnian alive!!

Adis can you please come to Court 3 and help me with my swing??? damnnnn you're fine

by Ali April 15, 2005

whack

to procrastinate and do nothing. When one engages in whacking, often girls, they may go to the bars on a monday night, movie, shopping, or just sit around and do absolutely nothing. This is a whole new meaning for the word...thanks to the KD Ladies @ SLU.

Aly: "Does anyone want to whack with me after class?"
Meg: " Sure I will. What are you giong to do?"
Aly: "Oh probably go shopping and tanning then maybe workout, I don't want to do my homework tonight."

by Ali April 22, 2005

shambora

dick or peanis

you have a big shambora

by ali August 3, 2003