ali's definitions

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

Absextion

A combination of Objection , Exception, and Ali.

As in: Ali is confused, there is no Absextion!

Synonyms: Final. Perminent, unargueable.

Antonyms: Catcceptiance- A combination of Acceptance, Compliance, and Cat

"There is no Absextion to the rules, it may be facual it may be true"

by Ali February 12, 2004

dueces

22 inch automotive wheels.

Check out dat Monte Carlo riddin dueces.

by Ali June 18, 2006

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004

Raz

Used to describe going out for a few drinks with the lads

you coming out on the raz later ?

by Ali December 10, 2003

bisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to males and females.

I'm bisexual :)

by Ali June 22, 2004

ravewhore

One of those girls who listen to entirely rap, shop at rave, wear huge gold hoop earrings, and shirts that say either "Babie Gurl," "Pussy Kat," "Angel4U," or "Softball Princess." Often are accompanied by very large behinds.

"OMG! Look at my new shirt....it says '99% Angel Gurl!'"

"Shut up Liz...you ravewhore."

by Ali March 23, 2005