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Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds
' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '
squaddy by Weeandy July 20, 2016

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004

squaddy peak 

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch
squaddy peak by Cherry boi January 4, 2023

Squaddy mattress 

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.
"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"
Squaddy mattress by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Squaddy mattress 

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
Squaddy mattress by ali November 30, 2004

squaddouche 

One who leaves the best truck company on the job to go to a glorified engine company.
On 10/10/15, Jummy becomes a squaddouche.
squaddouche by RC124 November 23, 2015