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The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

Matress by Anonymous October 12, 2003

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Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

Matress by B-Drac November 6, 2003

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matress

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

matress by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

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Matress

Mattress is a new slang word for when one feels well rested

John: hey, how are you feeling?

Lucy: I'm matress

Matress by Sweg_goose July 14, 2025

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matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

matress dancing by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

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Matress Actress

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

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Matress Back

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

Matress Back by Scissor Man November 8, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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