Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

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Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

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matress

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

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Mattress is a new slang word for when one feels well rested

John: hey, how are you feeling?

Lucy: I'm matress

by Sweg_goose July 14, 2025

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matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008