To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.
by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

noun: a thing that a choir boy receives in excess
verb: a form of suffocation
adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste
verb: a form of suffocation
adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste
noun
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."
verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."
adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."
verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."
adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."
by Shimmo February 17, 2008

A squad of friends… about to go sideways… maybe/likely due to the influence of white wine (or similar)
by MAYMARR July 28, 2021

The sworn enemy of the Squidgy people. An unpleasant person in general who is typically unpopular to most.
He is a total Squadge
by anonymous November 28, 2020

by Potato squadger June 08, 2021
