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slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
swonkey by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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used to state something thats Unreliable or untrustworthy
example 1. Oi, bruv! you should not ride that whip, ting is swonkey

example 2. Yo Kev, why are you linkin up with dem manna? they be swonkey!
swonkey by badmanchoof December 5, 2016
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swonkey • stonkey • slonkey • smonkey • swonked • shonkey • sponkey • swankey • Swonky • Snonkey
Swonkey: an abbreviation of swamp donkey
Man 1: "Bro, why don't you wanna stay til' bar close?"
Man 2:"Too many swonkeys at that point."
Swonkey by Promethisauce January 24, 2020
adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey
swankey by Bruce April 14, 2004
"Those spinner hub caps are swankey."
swankey by Faiyaz September 25, 2005
The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania
As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.
Snonkey by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005
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