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(slong'keh): noun
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
Prime example of a slonkey: CDG
slonkey by YaBoi K-Fa May 9, 2007
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The mix between a slut and a donkey. Usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant slut. Favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. All slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.
Emily: "Hey dub dee, your a slonkey"
Diane: "well roomie your a slonkey too"
slonkey by MeloMan June 7, 2007
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a mix of a sloth and a donkey
person 1 : did you see that animal.

person 2: oh ya that my slonkey.
slonkey by slonkey girl August 31, 2021
not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.
slonkey by leopardhead December 12, 2009

Tree Slonkey 

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

Donkey Slonkey 

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.
I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.
Donkey Slonkey by MegaYote September 1, 2021
A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.
Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.
Slankey by Slankey lad October 15, 2016
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