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adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
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Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.
A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.
shonkey by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006
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what you get when you cross and mate a sheep with a donkey.
Shonkeys are native to Ravenna, Ohio. If it can pull the wool over your eye and kick you in the ass, it must be a shonkey.
shonkey by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle
Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!
fo' shonkey by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007
Rest up showkey
Showkey by Leoandro March 6, 2017
He was a grime artist who was unfortunately murderd in London after attending a house party
Showkey by SuhhJR June 27, 2017
Of poor or low quality.
That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.
shonky by Alex Smith-Ryland November 16, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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