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Someone who laughs like a seal mixed with a donkey.
"Alaura stop laughing like that ya fucking Sonkey!"
Sonkey by AjbFall January 11, 2017
Words you can keep
Omg! Did you hear that Jessica got new boots today? She's such a sonkey!
Sonkey by Dongmom October 20, 2016
Related Words
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Eye-sockey

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020
One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn
Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!
Sonker by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020
A Sonke is an amazing, mysterious person. He is clever and wise but rarely lacks control to not say something hurtful. Nevertheless, if he has his eye on you, he'll always love you. He can be emotional at times but is very caring and willing to be supportive at any moment. Sexy and known by many, a Sonke is a keeper, as he is thoroughly loyal to all his friends. Do not piss him off or hurt him, wrath is a given if so.
Person 1 "Who is he?"
Person 2 "He is a Sonke, also lady charmer"
Person 1 "I need a Sonke"
Sonke by Luciousmeisie January 6, 2014

Soukeyna 

smart, funny, beautiful girl with a great taste in music. she has a beautiful smile and always makes me laugh. She knows french and some spanish. She is terrified of butterflies though. And she loves pandas!! shes always there for me and always knows exactly what to say. I love her! She also goes by Soukie.
person 1: did you see that beautiful girl right there? shes such a soukeyna!!
person 2: yeah, definitely a soukie
Soukeyna by Madpie(: April 15, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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