When a girl "fucks" a potato. She inserts it into her vagina, and uses her cervix to suck it inside. The lips will slowly wrap around the potato, pulling it farther and farther inside.

John: I hear Melissa gets really lonely at night now that Tim is gone.
Steve: Yeah, I walked in on her giving a spudjob the other day.

Spudjob by Ya Boy, MicSwayney January 27, 2014

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Spumjunctivitis

An eye infection caused by a cum blast to the face.

Son of a bitch, last week my boy friend blew a load in my face now I have Spumjunctivitis.

Spumjunctivitis by Kingfish999 July 28, 2016

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spuus

An actual dumbass, who has no comprehension of what the fuck is happening around him; clueless. Lacking many sort of human intelligence.

Don’t drink the toilet water spuus!

spuus by DQbl1zzard October 26, 2020

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Spujizzikum

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.

"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)

Spujizzikum by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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