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SPUNJO:hi
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spunjo by spunjo January 7, 2025
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spunjo • spunion • Spunow • Spungo • Spunko • sunjot • Spunnoodled • scunjo • Spanjo • spanjob

Spuncophile 

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).
Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.
The act of reading a word upside down and getting a word out of it, as interpreted by Reddit user /u/Securitybob
"Can you hand me that Spunow next to the Almond Joy?"
"You mean that Mounds?"
"What did I say?"
"You spunowed and got Spunow"
Spunow by Eric Enrique February 6, 2015
Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...
The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."

After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...
spunion by Brah June 30, 2004
The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.
Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.
Spanjo by RobLinn October 22, 2006

Spunkosaurus 

A person who loves spunk inside and all over their body.
Jim:- That guy got bummed three times last night at that hardcore party!!
Bob:- I know! What a Spunkosaurus!!!
Spunkosaurus by Petey Threenips August 10, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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