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Pronunciation: Pooch but with an S - {Spuu-ch}

A rather toxic individual. (Usually male).

This person emits a high radiative aura of douchebaggery, is very sarcastic, and acts way more drunk than they actually are at social gatherings like. Fraternity parties, Ragers, Daygers, Birthday parties, New Year's parties, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Waltz's etc.

This person is insecure and hides it with his douchebag aura.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where there is a person that has these characteristics near you, leave immediately. Unless you want to witness the unimaginable level of douche this individual possesses.
Boy: Dad, why is that hairy drunk man at my Bar Mitzvah party?

Dad: That's your cousin, he's in a frat at the University of Florida.

Boy: What a fuckin' Spuuch.
Spuuch by Gare the Big Bear May 29, 2018
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spunch bop 

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

Spunch bob 

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???
"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."
Spunch bob by Shitty memes March 27, 2021

Spunch bob 

Spunch bob is a meme that just shows how much you're humor is broken
the meme is basically a random screenshot from spongebob with a caption containing broken english such as
"aw hell naw spunch bob is ded"
"aw hell naw spunch bob took 40 benadryls"
the meme origin comes from twitter user:@big_brody_6 who replied to a post with the first ever spunch bob image saying "Oh hell nah they all up on spunch bob shit"
spunch bob is the reason why my humor is broken
Spunch bob by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021
a person most likely male who resembles a humming bird (such as the one on the back of a juice box) the word was said to be originated by the comedian paul scheer and is popular in Connecticut and surrounding states
this mainly describes some one with a big nose or other traits the resemble a humming bird mainly a nose representing a beak on a bird
ya so this little spuche punk tried to start a fight with me
spuche by jaju baller June 26, 2008

SpunchBobSexual 

Someone who’s attracted to Spunch Bob this sexuality also doesnt exist and never will
Omg I’m a SpunchBobSexual

Bitch SpunchBobSexual isn’t real get a fucking life
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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