spuus 

An actual dumbass, who has no comprehension of what the fuck is happening around him; clueless. Lacking many sort of human intelligence.

Don’t drink the toilet water spuus!

spuus by DQbl1zzard October 26, 2020

Slut Spurs 

Tall, stiletto type high heel shoes

Damn! Did you see the slut spurs Kendra has on tonight?!

Slut Spurs by Deuce22 August 7, 2021

Spusss 

A term used to describe anything related to alcohol, drinking, and partying hardcore...basically means you're about to get shitfaced. Like the "going stargazing naked and streaking though a farm while eating hot as fuck peppers" kind of shitfaced. Only the hardest partiers use the word spusss so you're welcome.

Verb: "We're gonna spusss so hard tonight!"
Noun: "I drank soooo much spusss last night"
Adjective: "She's so spusssed right now"

Spusss by Lyfjhdwrgcs August 5, 2014

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

spousal eunuch 

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

spousal eunuch by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010