spunj 

Glen Delaney.

"have you ever met Glen Delaney?"
"what, that spunj"

or

"Glen Delaney is a right spunj"

spunj by blackswaneaters May 12, 2009

Spuncophile 

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).

Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.

Spuncophile by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022

Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Spun right round the ankles

Describing drunkenness, being messed up, can not walk straight

Look at that hobo he can't even stand, must be "spun right round the ankles"

Spun right round the ankles by tbart8 March 11, 2010

spunch bop 

Great Value version of SpongeBob

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

spunch bop by I put the fun in funeral January 2, 2021

spunk shui 

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

spunk shui by frankenspine April 9, 2009

Spunch bob 

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???

"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."

Spunch bob by Shitty memes March 27, 2021