Spuj

A colloquial word for semen, of Scottish origin. Popular in the highlands in the 1970's, this word almost fizzled out but has made a recent comeback to the mainstream after one lone middle-aged man began reliving his youth, telling tales in London pubs of spujy experiences in days gone by. It's addictive nature means it has been adopted as a common word.

'I'm gonna spuj an yer mutters titties' meaning 'I may just deposit semen on your mothers breasts'.

or

Did you see her? She's utterly spuj-worthy!

by Spujtastic October 12, 2010

Spujizzikum

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.

"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)

by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010