spurking

Pickle juice burst in your mouth - the zing brought in to the brine by baba - and baba alone

These pickles are spurking.

by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017

Spurkin

When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.

"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."

by Spurks July 15, 2016

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

Sparking

The act of two males rubbing penises together to simulate two sticks attempting to start a fire.

I have a serious blister from sparking with Arnold last night.

by Shaft12345 July 5, 2018

Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012