spurking
These pickles are spurking.
spurking by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017
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zipper sparking
Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
zipper sparking by JrMint September 27, 2004
Spurting Goods
The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
Spurting Goods by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
Sporking
A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
Sporking by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012