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by Rosie July 26, 2004
Get the sporking mug.The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.
In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.
Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.
In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.
Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.
To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.
by Rosie September 11, 2004
Get the metrosexual mug.The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.
by Rosie April 1, 2005
Get the jesse mccartney mug.Extremely talented. Possibly the next king of pop. only looked at in bad ways which is completely fucking stupid! SO DAMN SEXY! his song rock your body makes him want to rock your body. went out with britney spears. Now, after breaking up with justin, she's a slutty, trashy white trash ho! Former Mickey mouse club member and member of NSYNC. One of god's gifts to the pop world!
by Rosie April 1, 2005
Get the justin timberlake mug.The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!
by Rosie April 1, 2005
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