Rosie's definitions

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

pussy twinge

An almost painful spasm of the clitoris after being sexually stimulated and having gone several weeks without pussy love...also can refer to the after clit vibrating effects know as clit aftershocks...

OMG i have a pussy twinge..Do NOT so much as breathe on my clit or die!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

dimple dick

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL

After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)

by Rosie November 15, 2003

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

Skangers in a new car

A young common man buys a new car (well to be honest an old banger) and him and as many friends as possible cram in to take the first drive

The pub was packed last night, we were like skangers in a new car

by Rosie March 5, 2004

Ho Spray Away

A cleaverly concealed can of glade...relabeled and used for the sole purpose of clearing the air when cam hos are present...much like other deoderizers must contain lemon to help rid of the stagnant stentch of a 3 day old open can of tuna!

Rosie sprayed some ho spray away the nite Tender and Leslie spread thier salmenella(spell check pls) pussys open in the hottub!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Skittles

Someone with boobies smaller than an M&M...but larger than a tic tac...

The Cam Ho was asked to flash her muffins, and the cam pervs were shocked when she pulled out the tissue and they got to see skittles instead!

by Rosie November 15, 2003