A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
by psthebirdbites January 10, 2012
An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.
Jessica: Cool.
Jessica: Cool.
by quockmacs December 22, 2009
Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007
by Wassupninja October 06, 2016
Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*
by Stormmfreakk July 02, 2010
The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.
by Lord Rader May 10, 2011
by Wookie2007 December 17, 2010