The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 6, 2003
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The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 9, 2010
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verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
by spissatus February 4, 2010
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We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking
by J.S. Klein July 16, 2012
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Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.
We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.
by Wachel Bwady February 8, 2009
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The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool March 17, 2006
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