slurking 

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

slurking by Naz M. April 17, 2010

Slurking 

When someone slithers and lurks

Look at that nibba slurking

Slurking by Clout Up October 20, 2017

slurking 

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

slurking by Ted April 21, 2003

Slurking 

It’s the combination of lurking and slithering.

Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”

Slurking by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023

SLURKING 

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

SLURKING by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010