slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 22, 2003

Slurk

When you support an online streamer by lurking, but you also fall asleep.

I was too tired to watch your stream, but I left you a slurk.

by Jthewise July 30, 2021

slurk

To move with bad intentions in a manner similar to a slither (especially when care is taken to escape notice).

The fiend slurked through the streets, awaiting an opportunity to strike a hapless citizen.

by Paul Leeti April 28, 2008

slurk

v. A combination of slinking and lurking: Slurking occurs when one strolls along with a slight bounce in their step, as if a giant slinky were to sprout legs and walk, while simultaneously lurking about. Slink + Lurk = Slurk.

What is he doing?? Oh you know, just slurkin around.

by brittany racht November 19, 2006

Slurking

When someone slithers and lurks

Look at that nibba slurking

by Clout Up October 20, 2017

Slurk

The combination of the words "stalk" and "lurk". This commonly takes place on social networking sites (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) where an individual spends countless hours looking through people's profiles.

So you heard Ronnie broke up with Sammi again?

No way! How did you hear about this?

I was slurking through Facebook and came across JWoww's profile and she had it as her status.

by rapaddict40 October 06, 2010