Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.
Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.
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Get the Slurking mug.The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.
Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.
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