The act of having or being subjected to an incredibly awkward crush; Similar to sparks trying to ignite a wet rag except there is no chemical reaction to start flames (desire)
any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.
we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!