Spurkin

When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.

"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."

by Spurks July 15, 2016

Head Sparkin’

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004

sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.

I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

surkin

a surkin is anyone who frequently makes typos, uses inappropriate words for things, or has poor english grammar in general
it can also be used as an adjective

'this new album is so grate, i already listen to it 5 times!' .......... 'wow, what a surkin' 'holy balls, how surkin'

by gmnl June 14, 2011

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

sparkinplot

pointless word meaning parking lot

say sparkinplot to buy time in a conversation

by sparkinplot June 27, 2009