zing

The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)

by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004

zing

interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities
noun: a statement designed to verbally serve someone

inj. example, any of the following lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation may be followed by the exclamation "ZING!"
neighbor: Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big?
Griswald: Bend over and I'll show you (...ZING!)
neighbor: You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Griswald (looking at neighbor's wife): I wasn't talking to you (...ZING!)

by The Grimace June 23, 2005

zing

An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!

by LT5k April 3, 2003

zing

A word similar to owned, but better.

Frank: I hate pretending the play our intruments (on the set of music videos), I feel like Ashlee Simpson....ohhh zing!

by AshrrKlls July 13, 2007

zing

Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.

Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker.
White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING!
Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"

by miestah July 29, 2008

zing

a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarassment on the targets behalf. Popular phrases succeeding the insult include "HYYYOO" and "OWNED!"

zing - That was a very hearty zing.

Zung - past tense of zing. "You have been zung." "I would not like to get zung again."

Zinging - present tense of zing. "I am zinging you. Isn't this embarrassing?"

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

zing

The most retarded word ever man invented.

<man> ZING!
<Gods> Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.

by Retardproof January 30, 2004