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spunkiful by laxforlife May 5, 2011
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spunkflakes
when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.
spunkflakes by evan99 July 26, 2006
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count spunkula
A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?
count spunkula by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 10, 2008
Slinkiful
Slinkiful by Vegetarian Erik September 19, 2010
spunkfuckshitpiss
This term is to be used when you're mad, but "fuck" just won't cut it. It can also be used when you just feel frustrated about your own actions.
"SPUNKFUCKSHITPISS.. I can't believe I crashed my car... "
"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "
"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "
spunkfuckshitpiss by uheardme June 24, 2014
Spunkulate
to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.
"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"
Spunkulate by poshfous March 6, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.