Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

spunkflakes

when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.

"Dude, in the morning when I opened my eyes, I saw she totally had
spunkflakes on her chin."

by evan99 July 26, 2006

Spangulated

In a state of utter extascy, most definitely past mashed.com sometimes you may lose the power of speech and not normally capable of sensible conversation, although there are some exceptions to that rule. On reaching the holy grail that is Spangulated, is is recognised as a personal achievemenst among many......its the way forward, and to be celebrated

Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.

by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012

sprinkulate

calculating how much to sprinkle.

I was cooking for larger than normal dinner party and had to sprinkulate how much salt to add to the dish.

by AfterMathis August 2, 2020

count spunkula

The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 10, 2008

suckulate

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.

I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!

by Allison Foley January 31, 2004