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Spunkdruff 

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.
gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner
Spunkdruff by spunkdruff February 20, 2011
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spunkpuffin 

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.
"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."
spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018

spunkflute 

Someone who is a prick but also stupid and/or nasty.
There's no need to be such a spunkflute about it.
spunkflute by Wordglue July 22, 2017

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.
Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.
John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.
Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020