spunkflute

Someone who is a prick but also stupid and/or nasty.

There's no need to be such a spunkflute about it.

by Wordglue July 22, 2017

spunkflakes

when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.

"Dude, in the morning when I opened my eyes, I saw she totally had
spunkflakes on her chin."

by evan99 July 26, 2006

spunkslut

Promiscuous female that enjoys consumption of man curd; see cumslut

What a filthy spunkslut. She gobbled every drop of gibble!

by Drew MacFerguson May 17, 2005

Spunkfarter

Scottish colloquial.

A derogatory term used against a hetrosexual man to imply he may have had many homosexual encounters.

A derogatory term for as homosexual man.

C'mere you ya wee spunkfarter.

Look at that pair eh spunkfarters.

by d1v0r April 24, 2007

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009

spunkfluff

Cuming and farting at the same time

Jack spunkfluffed before the woman

by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025