spuft

When you cream on ur dog and then ur dog eats ur girlfriends pussy

Yo last night was crazy. I spuft all over and now my girlfriend left me

by 6 inch spicy Italian November 13, 2021

Mark Greg Sputnik

A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.

Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.

by Saucemuffin January 20, 2011

sputzlich

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

sputzie

Pittsburgh slang for the common sparrow

The sputzies are eating at the bird feeder.

by R. T. White February 10, 2008

anal sputum

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

spifty

something that is so wickedly awesomely amazingly cool to the 100th power that it can not be described be either spiffy or nifty alone.

Pandy's P!ATD hoodie is insanely spifty.

by peterick_x_core January 4, 2007

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008