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(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen
I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?
by Mike October 01, 2003
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.
Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.
by John Stevenson May 21, 2004
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Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)
I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.
by MicoPopenay March 17, 2007
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The sound a Koala bear makes when it is pushed out of a tree
the koala spuffed when scum bag steve pushed it from a tree
by minecrafte god August 04, 2012
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To spend money with care free abandon without thought or consideration of debt or consequences.
‘Jenny and James decided to spuff their money travelling the world together’.

‘Roger liked spuffing his money on double ended life like dildos’.
by Jenoir21 November 09, 2017
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Onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talcum-powdered plump baby's bottom
'Spuff!' went the baby.
by Shneaky August 26, 2005
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