by Johnny Cashed May 15, 2009
An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).
Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."
Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."
Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."
by Da_dappa October 08, 2006
A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.
1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.
2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!
2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!
by Scarlet Mantooth May 06, 2006
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