spunt

Hey man, this bowl is spunt. Do you have anymore weed?

by Johnny Cashed May 14, 2009

An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).

Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."

Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."

by Da_dappa October 08, 2006

A nicely formed turd, tapered on both ends that pops smartly out of the bung. Also, the sound emitted by said turd.

1) Harpo left a warm glistening spunt on the lawn.

2) The turd burst forth from Harpo's ass with a distince "spunt"!

by Scarlet Mantooth July 31, 2008

I spunt last week's paycheck at bingo.

by Harry Malone May 03, 2006

the gob of semen in the corner of a mouth after giving oral sex.

Wipe that spunt off your face and pick up your cab fare on the dresser.

by Dark Angel March 07, 2004

WOW!You have a huge spunt

by He Is Retro August 11, 2006

john posted that earlier ffs what a spunt

by b3ta October 08, 2003