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When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018
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An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)
Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.
spurtle by spud August 14, 2003
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A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
The spurtle was thirsty.
Spurtle by loserpants101 May 4, 2019
When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
Spurtle by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d
Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!
Spurtle by Def Silken October 10, 2019
Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.
She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh
Spurtle by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...
spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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