When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle
Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah, look it up
by Ironbran September 6, 2018
When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 18, 2020
A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
by loserpants101 May 5, 2019
When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d
by Def Silken October 10, 2019
by spud August 14, 2003
Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.
by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023