shuft

shoved with vigor, usually up into one’s or another’s rectal cavity.

“Someone shuft a cucumber up my ass!”

by trogdawn October 14, 2020

shuft

Combination of 'shut it' and 'shift'. Used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.

Oh would you just shuft!

Shuft!

Dear god, shuft!

by Baron Boffin July 29, 2009

shuft

scrambled version of "shits fucked up"
basically showing something went terribly wrong

i tore a hole in my new shoes... so basically i
got shufted.

by rov3rt December 24, 2007

shufting

The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.

"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"

by Sammoot November 19, 2013

Shuft

When a deck of cards is shuffled

The deck is shuft

by Don't Flatter Yourself August 01, 2012