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springston 

A small strip of road out in the wop wops, populated mainly by sheep and bogans, claiming to be a town. Springston would be the most pathetic place ever if it weren't for all the amazing people that live there.
Only a select few, very awesome people even know Springston exists. That is how remote it is.
I live in springston

Spring...where?
You know, with all the sheep!
Oh, that hole.
springston by aline_je_t'aime November 17, 2010
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Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen 

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirstâ„¢, or Powerthirstâ„¢ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
juice springsteen by ok ok June 10, 2008

Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Sprangton 

Noun: A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprangton;noun; A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprangton by Connoro69 October 28, 2008

Springsteen Split 

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
Springsteen Split by djslut September 28, 2005

Bruce Springsteen 

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
Bruce Springsteen by Streamwalker October 14, 2004