djslut's definitions

westwood

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

by djslut July 20, 2008

fucking

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing

I had to drive all the way to Austria to see my Fucking friends.

by djslut December 28, 2005

ransack

to ballwalk very fast

After I ransacked the local grocery store, the managers called the police.

by djslut October 4, 2005

peach pit

the clitoris, part of the female genitalia

As I went down on her, I tickled her peach pit with my tongue

by djslut October 1, 2005

ghetto batz

a bit like a cross between wanksters and goths; urban ghetto youth who often wear all black but miss the point of the goth aesthetic by also displaying elements of wannabe gangsta culture such as gang signs, baggy pants, iced-out jewelry and homeboy slang, and often displaying a complete ignorance of gothic music

Goth: This club is full of ghetto batz, let's get out of here

by djslut October 1, 2005

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

by djslut October 1, 2005

Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 1, 2005