ballwalk

to walk around a public area with your testicles hanging out of your fly

I wanted to ballwalk across the sorority house lawn and scare away all the pledges

by djslut September 20, 2005

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

by djslut July 20, 2008

After I ransacked the local grocery store, the managers called the police.

by djslut October 04, 2005

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

by djslut October 01, 2005

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse

"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"

by djslut September 20, 2005