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"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"
by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010
Get the Score mug.by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010
Get the Phuck mug.1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010
Get the Right Quick mug.1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010
Get the Caucasian mug.1. A band that some of my friends like. It's main appeal to them is that no one's heard of it.
2. See: Vagina
2. See: Vagina
1. My friend: Have you heard the new Passion Pit?
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?
2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?
2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.
by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010
Get the Passion Pit mug.The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.
by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010
Get the Radio Disney mug.A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010
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