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1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
by Tikibarberfan July 08, 2010
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I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
by Tikibarberfan September 30, 2010
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When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
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When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
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1. A band that some of my friends like. It's main appeal to them is that no one's heard of it.
2. See: Vagina
2. See: Vagina
1. My friend: Have you heard the new Passion Pit?
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?
2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.
Me and 90% of the world: What the fuck is Passion Pit?
2. Bob nailed Susie in the Passion Pit until she cried.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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