Definitions by Tikibarberfan

Discrimibate 

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

Discrimibate by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Parents 

The people who had sex to make you

I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.

Parents by Tikibarberfan October 1, 2010

Daily Double 

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

Daily Double by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

Dog Style 

When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.

It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.

Dog Style by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Arthur 

A fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur is a fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Titties 

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

Titties by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

December 22 2012 

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.

December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.

December 22 2012 by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010