The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
Jay-Z's imaginary friend.
Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game.
The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
Buy a
Bruce Springsteen
mug!
Make the world go round
When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress
Something Beavis and Butthead will never do
"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"
1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".
1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.
The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.
Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).
That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.
