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by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010
Get the December 22 2012 mug.1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"
2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.
3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.
4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.
5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010
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Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.
Bob has Danielnykampism.
by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010
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3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days
This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.
3 pimp activites plus 2 mentions of NBA players plus 2 cuss words= a popular rap these days
This is why lots of people listen to oldschool, cuz it has no formula.
In "I Love College" he talks about drinking beer, smoking weed, and having this one girl completely naked. He mentions Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon. He says "ass" and "fucked up".
In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".
These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.
In "Empire State of Mind", he talks about bein' hood forever, everybody riding his mom, and sitting courtside with Knicks and Nets giving him high fives. He mentions LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. He says "shit" and "nigga".
These songs were complete and popular because they fit the rap formula.
by Tikibarberfan March 16, 2010
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by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010
Get the Pass Interference mug.When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.
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