Tikibarberfan's definitions

Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan March 13, 2011

Parents

The people who had sex to make you

I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.

by Tikibarberfan October 1, 2010

Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

Dog Style

When a girl's sucking your dick and you pet her hair like you would pet a dog. Not to be confused with doggy style.

It's too bad that when that hooker does it dog style her bite is worse than her bark.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Arthur

A fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur is a fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

Titties

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.

December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.

by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010