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Sprangton 

(Noun) A disease you get from chewing too much.
"I chewed a piece of gum so much that I got Sprangton!"

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Sprankton 

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
Why do you dress like one of thoes gothic chicks? Is it to embarrass daddy? WAA-CHA!
Sprankton by Blind8733 March 25, 2004

Scranton Tuxedo 

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
Scranton Tuxedo by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

scranton 

Michael: “Scranton.”
Dwight: “What?”

Michael: “THE ELECTRIC CITY!!!!!”
scranton by Hannah Derosa February 24, 2018