sporm

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005

Sporm

Something you say when multiple people hate the moderation in your discord server/

"Man, have you seen the moderation in Jeff's Discord server. It's so sporm."

by sadcheese September 15, 2018

Sporm

Warm Sperm

Aww, man, the sex was so hot! I totally spormed.

by Jakestar12231 July 6, 2017

full of sperm

A sexual active guy who has sex with many different girls and usually they end up pregnant!

Maci : Hey did you see that Kelly, Keirsten, and Katie were all expecting!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!

by JDawg 316 April 1, 2016

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

Sperm Damage

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

by MicahJoe February 11, 2022