spormph 

noun: A mutated extra thumb protruding from just below your pinky

“aw man my newborn offspring has a big old spormph after that diddly darn gosh dang darn tootin chernobyl situation.”

spormph by lørd skum February 20, 2019

spomph 

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

spomph by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008

snormph 

area on a man's body between his asshole and sack.

When she went down on me, she liked my snormph.

snormph by Tj Fontenot November 26, 2006

sporph 

Sporph

I’m feeling very SPORPH right now.

sporph by Sporphman December 26, 2022

Spormp

A really messed-up spoon

I want to eat my cereal, but the only spoon I have is a spormp.

Spormp by Cactifreezus January 14, 2024