Spormp

A really messed-up spoon

I want to eat my cereal, but the only spoon I have is a spormp.

Spormp by Cactifreezus January 14, 2024

Spurmp 

Your current favorite live streamer

Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.

Spurmp by Smeefster September 8, 2018

stormpilot 

The shipping of Finn (John Boyega) and Poe (Oscar Isaac) in Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. It's called Stormpilot because Finn is a former stormtrooper and poe is a Rebel pilot.
it's also FUCKING CANON! :)

Poe: Finn- That's my jacket!
Finn: Oh
Poe: no no, keep it...it suits you
Poe *Bites lip

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stormpilot is canon

stormpilot by NaviInABox January 7, 2017

Slormp 

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

Slormp by Verycarefully June 13, 2017

spurmp 

Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.

Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?

spurmp by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018

Spormal 

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

Spormal by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

Spurmp 

Who you consider to be you're streamer bias.

Person 1: I'd have to say that Danny is my spurmp.
Person 2: are you kidding!? Arin is my spurmp!

Spurmp by Shadowclone246 September 8, 2018