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I want to eat my cereal, but the only spoon I have is a spormp.
Spormp by Cactifreezus January 14, 2024
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Your current favorite live streamer
Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.
Spurmp by Smeefster September 8, 2018
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stormpilot 

The shipping of Finn (John Boyega) and Poe (Oscar Isaac) in Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. It's called Stormpilot because Finn is a former stormtrooper and poe is a Rebel pilot.
it's also FUCKING CANON! :)
Poe: Finn- That's my jacket!
Finn: Oh
Poe: no no, keep it...it suits you
Poe *Bites lip

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stormpilot is canon
stormpilot by NaviInABox January 7, 2017
When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
Slormp by Verycarefully June 13, 2017
Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.
Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?
spurmp by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018
Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.
"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"
Spormal by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009
Who you consider to be you're streamer bias.
Person 1: I'd have to say that Danny is my spurmp.
Person 2: are you kidding!? Arin is my spurmp!
Spurmp by Shadowclone246 September 8, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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